My mom got back to the grocery store this afternoon with a "special surprise." That surprise? This cookie. And this cookie? Her Valentine's day gift to me. On the front is a bumble bee (random?) and the word "mine" in cute but kind of offensive cursive. She asked me if I would be her "special valentine" in advance. I said yes. Pathetic. OK, it should just be said that like most women/cynics/sad-singles who bury themselves in homework, I don't love Valentine's Day, and this cookie here is practically a forewarning of February 14th doom and gloom. This is probably the only Valentine's Day gift I'll be getting, and it's gross, it's got a bumble bee on it, it's from Stop & Shop, and worst of all, it's from my mom. Fuck.-Ruby
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